put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Let's get the cat blown out
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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