grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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