my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Come see our sink grown plant.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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