After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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