Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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