did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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