The maid of honor just puked.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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