Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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