...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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