i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize