Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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