It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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