woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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