Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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