Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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