She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.