I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.