I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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