so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.