I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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