You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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