My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?