the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!