Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away

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(410): View more from Maryland

you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.

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(586): View more from Michigan

i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..

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(319): View more from Iowa

We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"

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(708): View more from Illinois

sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful

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(803): View more from South Carolina

i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time

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(518): View more from New York

I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"

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(716): View more from New York

he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner

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