Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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