everyone is single if you try hard enough
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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