Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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