1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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