I love black thongs
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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