If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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