I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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