Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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