Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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