i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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