Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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