Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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