Ambien. No doubt about it.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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