Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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