I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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