Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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