She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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