the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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