We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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