A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Welp...herpes.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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