I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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