Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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