I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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