If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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