Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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