that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
How does it feel to date your dad?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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