i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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