Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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