Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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