your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
