Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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