Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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