Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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