Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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